KindleBoards logo GelaSkins  
*
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
May 25, 2012, 11:04:21 AM


Login with username, password and session length


Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Taking Care of Katrina - a mystery short!  (Read 1832 times)
Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« on: June 22, 2010, 06:35:47 AM »

Join me on a potentially murderous ride through the pronto pup stands, mini-donuts, fairway rides, carnival games, corn kernel art, and porkchops-on-a-stick of Minnesota’s ‘Great Get Together’ – the Minnesota State Fair – in my short story, Taking Care of Katrina.

This is a first in series of 'quickies' - short stories - that I'll eventually be releasing.

When hired by Johnny Billings to kill off Katrina Billings – Johnny’s grandmother – for an inheritance, first-time hit man Bruce Gavin thinks it should be a piece of cake. What can an old lady already knocking on death’s door do to stop him? But when he poses as Grandma Billings’ personal care assistant and takes her to the Minnesota State Fair in order to finish her off, he discovers that he just may have gotten in over his head.

Taking Care of Katrina - A Joel Arnold Quickie!



For those over in the UK:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Taking-Care-Katrina-Arnold-Quickie/dp/B003STD7FU
« Last Edit: January 20, 2012, 02:45:37 PM by Joel Arnold » Logged

Ann in Arlington
Inmate # 65
Global Moderator
Status: Shakespeare
*****
Online Online

Gender: Female
Arlington, VA
Posts: 32216


Go Nats!


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 04:50:40 AM »

Hello again, Joel, and congratulations on your book!

You know a drill, but here's a friendly reminder.  Cheesy  We invite you to use your book cover as your avatar and have links to your book and website in your signature. Be sure to read the fine print below. Don't forget to bookmark this thread (using your browser's bookmark/favorite function) so you can update it.  Although self-promotion is limited to the Book Bazaar, most of our authors have found the best way to promote their books is to be as active throughout KindleBoards as time allows.  This is your target audience--book lovers with Kindles!

Thanks for being part of KindleBoards!  Feel free to PM us if you have any questions.

Betsy & Ann
Book Bazaar Moderators


The fine print:
Please add to your existing book thread when you have news about your book rather than start a new one, it helps the members who are trying to follow you.  You may have a separate thread for each of your books.   We recommend you bookmark your post so that you can find it in the future.   Wink You may respond to all posts, but if there have been no member posts, we ask that you wait a week before "bumping" the thread by posting back-to-back posts of your own.  And we ask that Amazon reviews not be repeated here as they are easy to find at your book link.  Also, full reviews from other sites should not be posted here, but you may post a short blurb and a link to the full review instead. All this, and more, is included in our Forum Decorum. From time to time our site rules may change; be sure to check Forum Decorum (http://www.kindleboards.com/index.php/topic,36.0.html) for the current guidelines and rules. Cheesy
Logged

Ann Von Hagel
Arlington, VA
Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 06:31:24 AM »

Thanks, Ann!
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2010, 09:07:50 AM »

This story is a bit different than my other work in that it's much lighter in tone. Although it still does involve murder...
 Wink

Joel
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2010, 08:50:32 PM »

Have a great weekend, everybody!

Joel
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2010, 07:39:36 AM »

It's time for the Sunday bump!
 Wink
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 06:18:36 AM »

Mmmm....mini-donuts.....
What's your favorite fair food?

Joel Arnold
Logged

LCEvans
Status: A A Milne
******
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Matthews, NC
Posts: 4040



View Profile WWW
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 06:32:15 AM »

Tagged it for you, Joel. Your cover looks like it should be a Kindle skin. I love it.
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2010, 06:44:43 AM »

Tagged it for you, Joel. Your cover looks like it should be a Kindle skin. I love it.

Thank you, L.C.!!

Joel
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2010, 06:54:41 AM »

Ever tried chocolate covered bacon? Rather tasty in small doses.

 Wink

Joel
Logged

Michael Crane
Status: Scheherazade
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
IL
Posts: 1638


Being a writer means you can be a bit insane.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2010, 10:14:29 AM »

Read it and loved it.  Great job!  I wrote a review, too.   Cool
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 05:02:03 PM »

Read it and loved it.  Great job!  I wrote a review, too.   Cool

Thank you so much, Michael! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Joel
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2010, 01:44:49 PM »

Mmmmm...cotton candy.
Mini donuts.
Pronto pups.
Porkchops on a stick.

And murder???
 Shocked
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 08:54:13 AM »

What's your favorite game on the midway? Ever won the big prize?
Logged

Michael Crane
Status: Scheherazade
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
IL
Posts: 1638


Being a writer means you can be a bit insane.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 09:03:30 AM »

It's a great story!  I loved the subtle dark humor in it, too.
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 12:09:48 PM »

It's a great story!  I loved the subtle dark humor in it, too.

Thank you, Michael!
Logged

RonnellDPorter
Status: Scheherazade
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Billericay
Posts: 1838



View Profile WWW
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2010, 12:11:12 PM »

Taking Care of Katrina - A Joe Arnold Quickie

wOw, from the title I was thinking this was something completely different  Wink
Logged

My Book Cover Design Portfolio: http://www.wix.com/ronnelldporter/design

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2010, 12:37:18 PM »

Taking Care of Katrina - A Joe Arnold Quickie

wOw, from the title I was thinking this was something completely different  Wink

Well, sometimes that's all you have time for!  Cheesy
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2010, 07:41:21 AM »

Today is officially day 2 of the Minnesota State Fair, 2010 - a perfect day to read a mystery set on those very grounds! Plus, Taking Care of Katrina is cheaper than a ride on the carousel, cheaper than a dozen mini-donuts, cheaper than a try at the ring toss! And it lasts longer!

Why not take a chance and meet Katrina and her new personal assistant, Bruce, who doesn't seem to realize that a walk through the midway will necessarily be a walk through the park!
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2010, 09:15:36 AM »

It's day 9 of the Minnesota State Fair. Listen to those vats of grease boiling! Smell the fecund air wafting from the equestrian barn! Listen to the catcalls of dentally-challenged midway barkers! And why not take a ride through the ink-dark tunnel of love? (although I wouldn't recommend touching the water...)

Why not check out Taking Care of Katrina, a short mystery for only .99! - now only .89!
« Last Edit: September 10, 2010, 07:02:32 AM by Joel Arnold » Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2010, 07:07:54 AM »

Well, the food vendors have left, the rides disassembled, the carnival barkers packed away (!?) and the large vats of pronto pup  and mini-donut grease put in storage for next year. But what about Katrina? What happened to her?

Why not find out at the now currently discounted price of .89!!!
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2010, 02:19:12 PM »

What exactly is in the water at the Tunnel of Love? Or is it best not to know?...
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2010, 07:12:48 AM »

I love the smell of barn buildings - the ones with the horses, cows, hogs, chickens, goats... There's something so very life-affirming about them.

Do you associate any pleasant memories evoked by smells?
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2010, 09:09:42 AM »

Ahhh...October - one of my favorite months. The leaves are turning, the air is crisp and cool, and Halloween is near.
Logged

Joel Arnold
Status: Arthur C Clarke
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Minnesota
Posts: 2522



View Profile WWW
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2010, 11:19:00 AM »

Mini donuts - my achilles heal of the fair.
Logged

Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Use our Link-Maker to include Amazon links (pictures or text) in your post!

New! Browse Kindle skins and post images in your posts: DecalGirl | GelaSkins

           


    KindleBoards is an independent resource for people who own or have interest in Kindle - Amazon's family of wireless reading devices, tablets, and content.    
KindleBoards.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com. Apart from its participation in the Associates Program, KindleBoards.com is not affiliated with Amazon or Kindle in any other way. Amazon, Kindle and the Amazon and Kindle logos are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.
(c) 2007 - 2012 KindleBoards. All Rights Reserved. | email KindleBoards
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines

Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS! Dilber MC Theme by HarzeM
Page created in 0.189 seconds with 18 queries.

Two ways to promote your book on KindleBoards: a banner ad, and our Featured Book ad. Ads appear on a 50% random basis at the top of every page in the forum; your ad will display about 30,000 times per day. Sign up below, or get more info on our banner ads and featured book promotions.
Book not published yet? No problem - just put "TBD" for your book's ASIN.
To support KindleBoards:
Sign up for a KB full banner ad
Currently booking: September 2012
Enter book's ASIN
Sign up to be our KB Featured Book
Currently booking: January 2013
Enter title, author name, ASIN