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« on: January 10, 2011, 09:33:14 AM »

Here they are. Which one should I pick?
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2011, 09:34:50 AM »

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nice. =) Go with the matrix... They can reproduce your book faster and distribute it to all of the people in their virtual e-worlds.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2011, 09:34:56 AM »

Hitman. Not even a choice.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2011, 09:37:20 AM »

Agent P gets my vote!
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2011, 09:40:14 AM »

Agent Smith, without a doubt.

Do you hear that, Mr. Letts?  That is the sound of inevitability.
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2011, 09:40:31 AM »

 Cheesy ROFL

Good one!
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2011, 09:43:34 AM »

Agent Smith, without a doubt.

Do you hear that, Mr. Letts?  That is the sound of inevitability.

lol definitely!

For some reason his use of that word really resonated with me. There's a direct correlation with the title of the PR I'm writing, Inevitable.

Sneak peek at what we have for the cover here: http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad350/ftilt69/INEVITABLE.jpg
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2011, 09:48:36 AM »

The cover you are working on is absolutely beautiful!

My vote is for Agent P.  Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2011, 09:51:16 AM »

Agent P gets my vote as well! Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2011, 09:52:08 AM »

Agent Smith

And the cover is gorgeous.
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2011, 09:53:09 AM »

Don't panic!  You can outsmart them.  Yes, they are trained professionals, but a sneaky, alley-smart attitude can come in handy here!  Don't be afraid to use any weapon available...
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2011, 09:54:15 AM »

lol definitely!

For some reason his use of that word really resonated with me. There's a direct correlation with the title of the PR I'm writing, Inevitable.

Sneak peek at what we have for the cover here: http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad350/ftilt69/INEVITABLE.jpg

Oooh, purty.  I see what you did, thar, though Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2011, 09:56:35 AM »

Smith.  Always. Grin
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2011, 09:57:39 AM »

Oooh, purty.  I see what you did, thar, though Tongue

What exactly are you referring to? This is being done by Elena, the same one who did Arenson's Gods of Dream. Obviously there'll be a background and everything.

Wow, lots of people into Agent Smith. I have to agree he was amazing.
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2011, 10:06:24 AM »

What exactly are you referring to? This is being done by Elena, the same one who did Arenson's Gods of Dream. Obviously there'll be a background and everything.

Wow, lots of people into Agent Smith. I have to agree he was amazing.

You're over-analyzing Smiley  I just meant that you sneakily threw in a teaser for your new book Grin
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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2011, 10:07:13 AM »

Come here so I can lob you upside the head with a wet trout!!   I was totally all excited for you..until I opened the thread lol  Roll Eyes

With that said, Hitman all the way.  He's a total badass!!
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2011, 10:10:05 AM »

You're over-analyzing Smiley  I just meant that you sneakily threw in a teaser for your new book Grin

It's all good. I thought maybe there was something about the image I needed to be aware of.

Hopefully I haven't detracted from the entertainment value of this thread at all.  Wink

Come here so I can lob you upside the head with a wet trout!!   I was totally all excited for you..until I opened the thread lol  Roll Eyes

With that said, Hitman all the way.  He's a total badass!!

Haha, sorry! I'll gladly take a wet trout upside the head though.
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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 10:11:35 AM »

Of course not.  You just got smacked upside the head with a trout - how could that NOT be entertaining? Grin
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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2011, 10:13:22 AM »

Agent Hillary Duff is for you.  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2011, 10:17:11 AM »

Agent Hillary Duff is for you.  Grin

HAHA Don't make me vomit all over my keyboard.

(My heart belongs to Alison Brie.)
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2011, 10:20:00 AM »

HAHA Don't make me vomit all over my keyboard.

(My heart belongs to Alison Brie.)

Eeewww.  Lemme just remind you, that's the same keyboard you've gotta type on.  Trash cans and toilets are your friend when you feel ill Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2011, 10:22:22 AM »

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For some reason his use of that word really resonated with me. There's a direct correlation with the title of the PR I'm writing, Inevitable.

Wow! Your new cover art is phenomenal!
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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2011, 10:23:23 AM »

Trash cans and toilets are your friend when you feel ill Tongue

I don't think I would be a very good friend if I threw up into them.

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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2011, 10:30:14 AM »

I cannot believe that the list of agents pursuing you doesn't include one from M.I.6 who's wearing a tuxedo, carrying a Walther PPK 7.62mm, holding a martini (three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet shaken very well until it's ice-cold with a large thin slice of lemon peel added) standing beside a DB-series Aston Martin parked outside a casino on the French Riviera.

For shame.  What the heck were you thinkin'?   Grin
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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2011, 10:34:15 AM »

Hitman. Not even a choice.

Agreed!!!!!
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