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« on: November 12, 2008, 12:28:36 PM »

I would just like to know, are there any men here who've named their Kindle's?  While I'm quite confident and comfortable in my masculinity, I'm having great difficulty deciding whether or not to name my Kindle much less refer to it by name!   Shocked

Here's an idea:  what if i just treat it as a son or daughter and that way I just refer to it as my "Kindle", the same way I'd refer to my son as...well...my "son?"   Huh

Even if I did name it, it would have to be this cool, strong, imposing, fear-inducing name!  Angry

Thoughts?  Advice?  Criticism?   Undecided

Just thought I'd throw this topic out there! Wink
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 12:34:40 PM »

http://www.kindleboards.com/index.php/topic,425.0.html
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At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behavior. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up.
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 12:39:45 PM »

Hilarious Jim...or is it Bacardi? 

I'm partial to the Bacardi myself!  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 12:40:13 PM »



Only a girlie-mahn namez hiz Kindle, ja!
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 12:41:51 PM »

Hilarious Jim...or is it Bacardi? 

I'm partial to the Bacardi myself!  Wink
Mostly, I end up on forums as BJ.  I'm partial to them, myself. Wink
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At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behavior. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up.
After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 12:42:22 PM »

I would just like to know, are there any men here who've named their Kindle's?  While I'm quite confident and comfortable in my masculinity, I'm having great difficulty deciding whether or not to name my Kindle much less refer to it by name!   Shocked

Here's an idea:  what if i just treat it as a son or daughter and that way I just refer to it as my "Kindle", the same way I'd refer to my son as...well...my "son?"   Huh

Even if I did name it, it would have to be this cool, strong, imposing, fear-inducing name!  Angry

Thoughts?  Advice?  Criticism?   Undecided

Just thought I'd throw this topic out there! Wink


I named my Kindle Erle in tribute to Erle Stanley Gardner
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 12:48:29 PM »

HUH-larious Bacardi!!! 

(Sorry, can't call you by that other title...it just feels....awkward?!) LMAO!!

As a professional sailor, you can guess I'd me more comfortable with the bacardi (sailor-->pirate-->rum!)

As far as the "Only a girlie-mahn namez hiz Kindle, ja!"....epic!

Sandypeach,  I actually live in Ventura County and Erle is know as "Ventura, California's most famous son" according to one website!  (I didn't know that...a quick "google" provided that tidbit!)  But quite a small world, eh?!
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2008, 12:51:27 PM »

But can you hold your breath underwater for ten minutes like a real pirate! Wink

*hums "Ventura Highway" while you try*
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At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behavior. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up.
After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2008, 12:55:09 PM »

Aye matey! 

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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2008, 01:03:02 PM »

I think Tinfoil, I mean Teninx, was naming his Reynold.

Over at Amazon, A Boy Named Jack named his Biff. I'm still waiting for Jack to come back.

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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2008, 01:03:46 PM »

Aye matey! 




Then perhaps I can interest you in this FABULOUS boat? It comes fully loaded with both port and starboard gunwales, an ergonomically-designed tiller and the latest in wind-power technology!
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At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behavior. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up.
After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2008, 01:04:30 PM »

I saw Jack go over a hil with some gal in tow.
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2008, 05:35:55 PM »

How about Ace....as in Ventura??? Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2008, 05:37:20 PM »

How about Ace....as in Ventura??? Tongue
Don't encourage this madness. Wink
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At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behavior. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up.
After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2008, 05:49:28 PM »

Just call him Bud and be done with it...no one will know if you mean bud as in buddy or bud as in Budweiser; either way it'll sound guy-cool.
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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2008, 11:18:56 PM »

How about Ace....as in Ventura??? Tongue
Yeah, I like that one!!
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« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2008, 01:02:56 AM »

I've never gotten around to the formal naming procedure.
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« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2008, 01:17:08 AM »

I've never gotten around to the formal naming procedure.
There's "trimming" involved.  It's a whole bizarre Judaic ritual.  But only a prelude of when your Kindle turns thirteen!
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At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behavior. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up.
After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2008, 09:29:24 AM »

Just name it...ummm..."Kitty"...that's right, Kitty...especially if you like to read in bed.   Roll Eyes

I call mine...ummmm..."Richard"....that's right, Richard... Shocked   Grin

(Get your minds out of the gutter!!)
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« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2008, 09:30:49 AM »

Just name it...ummm..."Kitty"...that's right, Kitty...especially if you like to read in bed.   Roll Eyes

I call mine...ummmm..."Richard"....that's right, Richard... Shocked   Grin

(Get your minds out of the gutter!!)

Hi Cillasi, welcome! Good to have you here.

I am still trying to remember what was the useful hint you posted over on Amazon a week or so ago. LOL.

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« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2008, 09:38:52 AM »

Being a Star Wars fan (and a lover of Chewbacca and Wookies in general) almost every electronic device I own is named something wookie of Chewie releated.  My kindle is boringly named Literate Chewie.  My iPod was named Musical Chewie.  Like I said, boring.
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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2008, 04:30:14 PM »

So,...have you decided on anything?  Undecided
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« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2008, 05:22:24 PM »

You could just name it after an old nickname you used to have. That's what I did. Or you can think up the most odd or random thing that is funny and going along with that...Or name your Kindle after a superhero. TheHulk or Mansquito lol

Mansquito is a scifi movie my classmates used to tease all the time
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2008, 01:29:37 AM »

Hello Cillasi and welcome!
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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2008, 10:24:43 AM »

I would just like to know, are there any men here who've named their Kindle's? 

Nope. I’ve never felt the need to name anything that wouldn’t come when I call it.

And yes, my cat comes when I call it. Especially if I add the word “treat.” Grin

Jim—nice Monkey Island reference. Smiley

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