I love those words, too. Well, except for one time when I lived in an apartment. I didn't check the UPS website before going grocery shopping and the guy delivered in that fifteen minute window (of course!) and instead left the package in the leasing office. Later that afternoon, I checked the website and it said "Delivered" and I figured out that he must have left it in the office. And wouldn't you know, they closed early that day. It was a Friday. So I had to wait until Monday morning to get my package.
All weekend long I kept thinking:
My package is RIGHT THERE! There must be some way I can get into the office without getting caug.... Wait. Stop thinking like that!So I waited it out. Life could be worse.

I hope you have fun with your Kindle today!