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Alcoholism is a grounds for divorce. Promiscuity is a grounds for divorce. Is Kindaholism recognized by the courts. What about the fight over custody of the Kindle. Visitation rights. This could really complicate our legal system!  |
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 05:02:30 AM » |
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My ex-husband didn't have any interest in my Longaberger baskets either...but he fought me for them.  |
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Gertie Kindle 'a/k/a Margaret Lake'
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 08:19:30 AM » |
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Divorce is one thing, but what if I die? I'll leave my Gertie to the reader in the family, but will she have to send a death certificate to Amazon to get the registration changed to the beneficiary? On the other hand ... maybe I'll take it with me when I go.
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 08:39:07 AM » |
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My husbands vice is tools so he would get the tools, I would get the Kindle and the pets. |
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 08:51:34 AM » |
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I'm afraid my husband and I would fight over the tools and the pets. But I have my Kindle and he has his Sony Reader, no fight there.
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 09:00:42 AM » |
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Dear Gertie, If you get a 32 gig SD card, it could probably hold about 32,000 books. So don't give the Kindle to someone in your family when you die; load it up with 32,000 books and take it with you, reading for all eternity. Of course you might need to have a handy electrical plug put into the coffin with a lot of extra batteries. |
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 10:22:12 AM » |
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My husband loves his trade magazines, so there would not be a fight.
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 11:17:29 AM » |
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Dear Gertie, If you get a 32 gig SD card, it could probably hold about 32,000 books. So don't give the Kindle to someone in your family when you die; load it up with 32,000 books and take it with you, reading for all eternity. Of course you might need to have a handy electrical plug put into the coffin with a lot of extra batteries. I was going to suggest a solar generator, but.... |
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 03:07:01 PM » |
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My husband is not a reader so my Kindle will definitely go with me. I would get the dog too as he got him for me!
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 03:12:02 PM » |
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I was going to suggest a solar generator, but....
Since I live in the Sunshine State, that might work. Of course, it would have to stick up above the ground like a periscope and I'd probably need my book light as well. Heck, I think I'll just build myself a pyramid and take EVERYTHING with me. |
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 04:16:34 PM » |
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My ex-husband didn't have any interest in my Longaberger baskets either...but he fought me for them.  Oh horrors!!! My 17 year marriage isn't doing well. I said he could have everything, I don't really care - but I didn't mean my kindle or my longabergers!! |
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2008, 07:57:07 AM » |
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Dear Gertie, If you get a 32 gig SD card, it could probably hold about 32,000 books. So don't give the Kindle to someone in your family when you die; load it up with 32,000 books and take it with you, reading for all eternity. Of course you might need to have a handy electrical plug put into the coffin with a lot of extra batteries.  too funny, I can picture it now... oops, forgot to write what I was going to say. Hubby dosen't read Kindle so that is safe. I told him if we ever divorce for grounds of not getting along and he was the one who wants out, I get everything and if I want out, he gets everything. Makes it easy to stay together that way. |
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