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« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2009, 08:31:00 PM » |
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A fictional lady named Merry
Wrote posts that made Brendan quite wary
Could she be his own,
from one of his tomes?
No matter, he's glad she decided to tarry.
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« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2009, 09:37:39 PM » |
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A fictional lady named Merry
Wrote posts that made Brendan quite wary
Could she be his own,
from one of his tomes?
No matter, he's glad she decided to tarry.
 ok, here ya'll go confusing me again. I suppose you want me to write as well? There is a real girl named Merry, Who reads books that are really scaryShe posts all the time, With not even one rhyme, Until, this one took her cherry. |
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« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2009, 09:49:36 PM » |
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There once was a man from Nantucket
with quite a large stock on his musket
when preparing to shoot
the duck on his boot
he missed and said I should 'ave plucked it
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« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2009, 10:39:56 PM » |
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When I ordered a Kindle, not book
it's e-ink I wanted to look
and page after page
I flew into a rage
as my phone, it did ring off the hook
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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2009, 06:47:29 AM » |
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There once was fatty named Catty
Who besides her grith, she was batty,
She found sex rather spicey,
But it become dicey
When wrapped in a hamburger patty.
extempor by
Edward C. Patterson
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« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2009, 07:41:04 AM » |
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Well, I am shocked and very pleased by these poetic ramblings! Well done to all. I shall send a PM to Miss Merry and offer my condolences for her loss.  And say to Miss Susan from VA that Meredith Sinclair is really a character in my books; however, Miss Merry on these threads is as follows: Merry, Merry quite contrary Has never given her name. She reads my books. I know not how she looks Though loyal she does remain.  |
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« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2009, 09:29:20 AM » |
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She's real, you say? Well, pardon me
for assuming substantial trickery.
Convinced I am not
that Meredith's got
Substance beyond fiction and poetry.
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« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2009, 09:33:37 AM » |
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As an eminent writing Fairy,
This thread to begin I was wary,
But now, I'll behoove,
It seems now to prove
Better that meat, fish or dairy.
Edward C. Patterson
head's apoppin'
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« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2009, 10:02:19 AM » |
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She's real, you say? Well, pardon me
for assuming substantial trickery.
Convinced I am not
that Meredith's got
Substance beyond fiction and poetry.
To you I say au contraire. I'm afraid she is much more than air I did get a glance Of her at a dance At the Texas Rennaissance Faire.  |
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« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2009, 10:04:17 AM » |
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As an eminent writing Fairy,
This thread to begin I was wary,
But now, I'll behoove,
It seems now to prove
Better that meat, fish or dairy.
Edward C. Patterson
head's apoppin'
You're winning my heart as a Fairy. I know to some you are scary, But boggan you're not, For some even hot Like Merry, Miss Merry contrary!  |
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« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2009, 10:11:25 AM » |
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She's real, you say? Well, pardon me
for assuming substantial trickery.
Convinced I am not
that Meredith's got
Substance beyond fiction and poetry.
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! So this is the day... You ponder you say, whether Miss Merry is real Although I'm in books all's true but the looks and I promise no souls did I steal.  |
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« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2009, 10:18:26 AM » |
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To you I say au contraire. I'm afraid she is much more than air I did get a glance Of her at a dance At the Texas Rennaissance Faire. At least I now know that she dances (perhaps, like her avatar, casting coy glances) Though her posts sound like you The same style through and through I ask you, what are the chances?!? |
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« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2009, 10:33:29 AM » |
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At least I now know that she dances
(perhaps, like her avatar, casting coy glances)
Though her posts sound like you
The same style through and through
I ask you, what are the chances?!?
For this I truly am hurt.  You walk on my feelings like dirt. Speaking of walkers And word wise stalkers I think she is just a big flirt. Second verse, worse than the first. Miss Merry follows my ramblings, All shilly-shallies and shamblings. A fellow Texan she be, But very unlike me She only reads my written peramblings.  |
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« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2009, 10:35:06 AM » |
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At least I now know that she dances
(perhaps, like her avatar, casting coy glances)
Though her posts sound like you
The same style through and through
I ask you, what are the chances?!?
Sorry this is not a limerick it literall took me forever to type the other one... I just don't have what it takes. (of course last night I had a bit of drink in me!) Wow! I take that as a compliment, as I have been a fan of Brendan's since I read the first book, I am sure you can find that somewhere on here... but it's been a looonnnng wait for the ebooks, and I pushed Brendan to publish on Kindle when I got mine. I think I was probably the first one to push the "I want this on Kindle" button! Brendan does keep in contact by emails as far as books go but I find this way more entertaining. Nevertheless I am not a GENIUS like he is... literally use the heck out of my encyclopedia when reading about Templars and such. But as I am a Catholic school teacher, I do find the books very intriguing, since of course i do find sooooo many likenesses in myself and the leading lady. Edit: Look who's talking, You write about stalking, and about my life and then... as soon as they say we're one-n-the-same ya turn your back on me friend... |
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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2009, 10:45:26 AM » |
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The once was a man named Ed P
Who crafted his books to the T,
While others are mavens
For plotlines and raven,
He set all his characters free.
--- but that's just me.
tee hee hee
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« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2009, 11:04:20 AM » |
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Edit: Look who's talking,
You write about stalking,
and about my life and then...
as soon as they say we're one-n-the-same
ya turn your back on me friend...
Awwwwwwwww, now Miss Merry, I'm really trying to defend your right to be a separate entity since it would look bad if people really thought that you were me and vice versa and that I was holding conversations with myself in public... hmmmmmmmm. What was it I said about Lucio? Any attention is good attention (no matter how painful). |
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« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2009, 03:47:02 PM » |
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Some stuff in this thread is confusing, Although much of it is amusing. If I can figure out Just what you’re talking about I can finally stop my perusing! |
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« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2009, 04:18:35 PM » |
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There once was a writer from Tonga
Who graced the malama with song-a,
She was big as a house,
But he was a mouse,
And she crushed him while dancing the Conga.
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« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2009, 05:08:41 PM » |
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Please take this lightly - it was the first thought that came to mind when I was reading this thread. I know none of you Is there sexual tension in this thread? Is it brewing between Merry and Ed? If that is the case, Brendan better make haste, before all three of you get bopped in the head. ( you can guess what the last line could have been) |
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« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2009, 06:04:05 PM » |
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Please take this lightly - it was the first thought that came to mind when I was reading this thread. I know none of you Brendan better make haste, before all three of you get bopped in the head. ( you can guess what the last line could have been) Ooooh, that's a good one, Kindtrish. Thank you so much for the rhyme and thanks to Carol H. and Edward for more foolishness as well. It's all in fun and a little bit of intrigue. On my part... well, Edward has no problems with closets, but I am... dare I say it?  Yes! Yes! I am a closet poet!  What I mean is that my poems should be kept in the closet on the top righthand shelf underneath the old sweaters and the two pound barbells. PS: Miss Merry if you are out there... answer Kindtrish. Is there something going on between you and Ed? |
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« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2009, 08:08:45 PM » |
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What I mean is that my poems should be kept in the closet on the top righthand shelf underneath the old sweaters and the two pound barbells. I didn't know THAT's the kind of stuff you wrote... On the top lefthand shelf of my closet underneath the pre-mom jeans is all the stuff that's Not Fit For Kiddos! |
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« Reply #47 on: June 07, 2009, 08:38:25 PM » |
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Let me say this to one and all,
Before I am roped and tied tall,
I never go swimmin'
With bow legged womyn,
Because I am La Cage aux Folles.
Miss Chatty
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« Reply #48 on: June 07, 2009, 08:57:09 PM » |
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WOAH! Me too! can't go leaving stuff in bedside table drawers where a nine-year-old would go looking for a flashlight! Yep. Or a six-year-old. I thought I was safe until she was about age five, but at 4 1/2 she spotted something and asked what it was... Yikes!! First time I ever lied to her. The next day I moved everything to a top shelf. Right under my old jeans, I actually lost weight when I was expecting... Wow, how did you manage that?? I'm still a size up from where I was... |
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« Reply #49 on: June 07, 2009, 08:58:33 PM » |
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Because I am La Cage aux Folles.
You know that's what Simone always makes me think of -- the original version, not the American remake -- a great movie! |
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